Flirting Suggestion Techniques

while checking my g4m i came across this old message suggesting how we can flirt without being too obvious to other party.

below is the whole unedited context of the message might as well share it:

Subject: PUBLIC TRANSPORT

Lets say you are in a Public Transport (FX/Shuttle Service /Metro Trains) and you were able to spot a Cute Hunky Guy who you suspect is a discreet homosexual...

You want to know if he is PLU? (People Like Us)

Flirt Solution 01: All you have to do is utter the words " JEEEEZ!" in a discreet manner (most people tend to be upset if caught in a traffic, or maybe running late for school or work) so normal people don’t just say JEEZ when upset especially a STRAIGHT GUY unless he is Coniotic Guy...It is more like magic word...an ID WORD for Discreet Bi's.... You will not look stupid when you do these...It will spare you the shame!

Flirt Solution 02: If the guy is also a PLU (People Like Us), he can confirm it by doing the " Clearing Throat Technique TWICE" (in a discreet and natural manner pls!). When the other party does this technique, you can now confirm that he is a PLU.So do you think you look stupid doing it? Well its more natural than doing stupid gestures that can be mistaken as mannerism!


Subject: PUBLIC PLACE

Lets say you are in a Public Place and you were able to spot a Cute Hunky Guy AGAIN! Whom you suspect is a discreet homosexual...

Flirt Solution 01: This time you have to use the "POWER OF EYE CONTACT" simply because you cannot make sound like what you did in an enclosed area.

Lets say you spot this very Cute Hunky Guy while strolling @ your favorite Mall. He happens to pass by...and you had a quick glance and in a split second you execute the POWER OF EYE CONTACT by simply rolling your eyes slightly upward ( well dont look @ the mall ceiling ok?! You will look funny lol ). Thats gives the other party a hint that you are a discreet homosexual.

Easy right? Remember to always do these in a discreet manner. Straight Guys will not look upward while walking in d mall duh!?Chances are they look straight ahead and look at hot girls bosom or breast instead! LoL!

Flirt Solution 02: If the guy is also a PLU, he can acknowledge by simply doing the same thing. Again, do you think you look stupid doing it? Well its more natural than doing silly gestures that can be mistaken as mannerism!

Flirt Solutions 03: If one is not interested to the other party (say, maybe he is not your type). What you need to do is very simple...just look or glance @ him and do the" NO NO” nodding in a discreet manner (a sign of lack of interest)

This is the "Flirting Termination Stage" BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! ( This is the OFFICIAL " YOUR NOT MY TYPE" Sign)

Flirt Solutions 04: BUT if the guy is interested, you need to exchange number discreetly as soon as possible. HOW? Approach the guy, since you are pretty sure by now that he is a PLU, all you have to do is just say the exact MAGIC words

"You are John's Brother am I right?" Or you can simply use the Filipino translation of it...Then followed by, "I cannot contact him anymore Do u happen to have his new number?"(You can also do the Filipino translation).

So now, the people around you might think you know each other...(applicable only if you are alone)...It is now your chance to exchange number before its too late. hehehe!

NOTE: Again, you really have to do this in a discreet manner. And you have to mention the name JOHN, why the name JOHN? It is common and easy to remember, and it serves more like the OFFICIAL PASSWORD for PLU's hehehehe)

YOU CAN ALSO DO THESE EVEN WHEN YOU ARE STANDING STILL or in a CHAIR SITTING maybe in a BAR, HOSPITAL, SCHOOL, OFFICE BUILDING etc.

Approaching your prospect is much safer knowing that he knows the OFFICIAL BI's FLIRT SIGNS. And you can make sure that he really isa discreet homosexual when he talks about JOHN your adopted VIRTUAL brother! ...LOL then VIOLA! exchange numbers!

Now you can start doing it by passing this message to your friends who are discreet homosexuals. Im just here to make our life much easier and finding the Mr. Right!

Authored by: White Raven G4M member ( I conceptualize simply due to boredom LoL)

try it... baka nga mas dumali ang buhay natin, hehehe.